... and to play safe... always say "I love you dear... or
darling... or sweetheart"
... and always call you mistresses and "the other women" "Dear" or
"Darling" and never call them by their names (don't make calling
their names a habit) so at the height of passion, you go "Oh
Darling..." and you are safe because nobody knows except you which
darling you are referring to...
... and so girls, don't be too happy when the guy calls you dear or
darling and not your name... 
